Seth MacFarlane: What you can learn from him

The guy's a genius. I have never seen a more talented 21st century animator with more talent and skill than Seth himself. I love Family Guy, but American Dad will always be my #1. There's just something about the Stan character that makes me like him, his narrow-minded views and his sweet ways of caring. I wish there was a guy like that around. I'm sure he'd be a catch. Stewie is my dream child, I would love to have a kid that would excel in everything the way that child does. I know it's impossible to be fluent in quantum physics at age one; but it's NOT at all impossible to work with your child to make him that amazing at age one. I know it probably wouldn't be ideal to have more than two kids if you wanted some geniuses on your hands. If you had one child, you could really dedicate the time to invest in him/her academical and intellectually. I would see a future world-dominater. Two kids is kind of pushing it if you ask me, but if you want a child to really excel in everything you should have one and work his brain to it's full potential. Forget that mother goose garbage and sing him multiplication tables and chemistry elements. Stop dumbing your children down. Make them better in any way possible. Stop giving them "child friendly" BS and give them the hard core academics their minds crave. Their minds are sponges from the moment they are born to age five! Feed their minds with knowledge that scholars know, or at least eighth graders know, ANYTHING but that child-friendly garbage. Forget nursery rhymes and bedtime stories. Dust off the encyclopedias and give them an early start.

My self-worth

I know I am against complaining and I don't want it to sound like that...but I'm really frustrated. I have yet to understand the human brain when it comes to memorizing things. Example, I was doing math the other day and I drew a blank on so many problems I literally almost cried. I used to hammer out the answers faster than a speeding bullet. Now I'm frustrated I'm not prestigious in it. I'm trying to learn Chemistry, Physiology, microbiology, algebra, English and so many other subjects, that I feel so overwhelmed and incapable of being successful at anything! I see other people my age do tons more work than I am in college and I can't handle these subjects with the same grace?
I'm trying to reach this level of prestige that I've set for myself mentally. If I fail to reach that bar then I have failed. I will not beat around the bush: my worth is based solely on my academic knowledge. If I can't do calculus or trig without 100% success in EVERY problem and angle, then I as a person am a complete failure and worthless on all levels of humanity.
There just aren't enough hours in the day to do everything and I try to make as much time for school as I possibly can. I need to be better.