Seth MacFarlane: What you can learn from him

The guy's a genius. I have never seen a more talented 21st century animator with more talent and skill than Seth himself. I love Family Guy, but American Dad will always be my #1. There's just something about the Stan character that makes me like him, his narrow-minded views and his sweet ways of caring. I wish there was a guy like that around. I'm sure he'd be a catch. Stewie is my dream child, I would love to have a kid that would excel in everything the way that child does. I know it's impossible to be fluent in quantum physics at age one; but it's NOT at all impossible to work with your child to make him that amazing at age one. I know it probably wouldn't be ideal to have more than two kids if you wanted some geniuses on your hands. If you had one child, you could really dedicate the time to invest in him/her academical and intellectually. I would see a future world-dominater. Two kids is kind of pushing it if you ask me, but if you want a child to really excel in everything you should have one and work his brain to it's full potential. Forget that mother goose garbage and sing him multiplication tables and chemistry elements. Stop dumbing your children down. Make them better in any way possible. Stop giving them "child friendly" BS and give them the hard core academics their minds crave. Their minds are sponges from the moment they are born to age five! Feed their minds with knowledge that scholars know, or at least eighth graders know, ANYTHING but that child-friendly garbage. Forget nursery rhymes and bedtime stories. Dust off the encyclopedias and give them an early start.