The darkness of the universe with my mind

I know the title doesn't make an ounce of sense but I still have yet to type.
Where did life go wrong? I'm not talking about the beginning of time, I know how that went down. The first people on the planet were the worst first draft ever, the weak-minded jerks had to ruin life for the rest of us. Now we're all doomed. I know that's the human condition but I'd like some kind of normality while I grace this forsaken planet. When you get down to the nitty-gritty of what we are,the thinking process of what this space/planet/universe is like, you'll probably get into the mind-set of what I'm feeling on a day-to-day basis. The universe as we know it, is a huge black sheet in the night, there is no bottom, top or whatever. The planets that we KNOW of are "fruit" (if you saw the solar system model online you'll know what I'm refering to). Jupiter is a watermelon, Saturn: a large grapefruit, Uranus: apple, Neptune: lime, Mars: blueberry, Earth and Venus: grape tomatos, and finally Mercury a peppercorn. So you can see the visual of how I'm going to explain this. We as a planet are ridiculous, not only that but the entirety of the universe is pointless. We should be ashamed of ourselves as living and breathing human beings. A grape tomato, really? The shocking part of the whole thing is...where are the humans on that scale? Nowhere. That fact right there tells me we are the most worthless pieces of trash that have been created. It doesn't matter if we are on the watermelon planet or the pathetic peppercorn one. The fact is, we are N-O-T-H-I-N-G. We mope and complain about our government, economy, jobs, family, kids being a mistake/burdens, headaches, weight, PMS, Erectile Dysfunction, gas prices, student loans....the list goes on and on and on. Even I'm charged as guilty for being a complainer. Until I looked at the universe for what it is in it's entirety; did I realize that we really shouldn't be concerned about any of that garbage. We're a grape tomato after all. Go ahead and curse me by saying "you're an ignorant person who as yet to experience adult life or any kind of responsibilty. You don't know what it's like to work, have a family to support and blah blah blah." Good point. but...if I didn't discover this fact of what we are, I would be more stressed out about the comment above; because I'm still an incapable "loser" by my standards and society's. But if you look at all the issues and problems that we as humans face on a daily basis, it's really laughable. We get all depressed and psychopathic when really we are nothing but microscopic matter on a grape tomato floating on some bottomless black sheet. So when everything is out of control just remember what fruit we're on and the black sheet we're floating in. Like I said before, we're pointless. It's a mess...I don't understand any of it... and to be frank I don't want to.
    On another note, Ink Master is on in two more days! I'm so excited to see what this week's episode is all about. I wonder who will stay on. Jessie is really wearing a fine line with the judges just because he sticks with what he knows. So that may cost him this week. I'll find out on Tuesday I guess.